Thursday, July 15, 2004

Was that head-gear or a back brace she was wearing?

My little sister will be leaving early this morning to travel from Savannah to Pennsylvania so she can meet her boyfriend's family. Which is unbelievable. For two reasons:

First of all, she has been dating this guy for less than three months. And two of those months he hasn't been in Savannah. Not that I am a expert on relationships, but isn't this the kind of thing you do before you move in with someone or get engaged or have a baby? In other words, it seems a little quick. Really quick when you factor in the $200+ her supposed "completely broke" ass had to shell out for the plane ticket. When you need to borrow some cash to help pay your water bill, you should not be spending large wads of cash on the unnecessary. She has always been a dating machine, but never the kind of girl I would except someone would fly in to meet momma. That being said...

The other has absolutely nothing to do with my sister and everything to do with me. Never more than right now do I feel like Joan Cusack in "Sixteen Candles" (or was it "Pretty in Pink"?)-- feeling completely unattractive just wanting a little water from the fountain without having any luck. My best friend is (and rightfully so) currently involved in her own male dating saga. I being currently (and seemingly perpetually) single have no significant other to gossip with her about. All our talks tend to be extremely one-sided because I juts don't have anything I can add. I suppose when she is done talking about her boyfriend I can discuss the upcoming movies of Jake Gyllenhaal, but it's not really the same thing, is it?

In my memory the last time I was formally introduced to a guy's parents, I was in ninth grade (I should say his father since I knew both him and his mother since kindergarten). And that shouldn't really count since he turned out to be gay, so who knows what the dear was thinking as he introduced us. I could have been his alibi (sure, you laugh now, but I'm from a very small Southern town and his parents weren't that open-minded). So, not counting that guy, the last time I was introduced to a male-person's parents was... I'm not going to lie. I can't remember.

Even my mother revealed to my sister (before my sister got angry and hung-up the phone because my mother didn't remember to tell her to bring a gift to the parents) that she never thought Hallie would meet someone's parents before I met someone's parents. But there's still time for me. Rub it in mom, rub it in.

I do wish my sister luck. I hope she is pleasant, thoughtful, and thankful. I hope she's everything to his family that she's (usually) not to us.

1 Comments:

Blogger Tony J. said...

I can and will fix...absolutely putting an end to...one of the things that is causing you pain. I'm sorry for having been so selfish and inconsiderate. I thought that I was better than that. I never promised you I wasn't an evil bitch...I have always tried to tell you that you deserve someone better than I...someone who knows how to love you and care for your feelings in the ways that you deserve. How the hell you have not hung up on me or changed the subject...I can't comprehend. I'm sorry. And I promise it will stop happening.

As for the other...the love that awaits you. Of course, there is nothing I can do about that. All I know is what I always tell you...and what I wish you would take to heart because there is nothing I believe in...almost nothing...as I believe in this. (Excuse the drama...it is not just for effect--it is, actually, what is in my tiny, mean little heart.) There is no one I know more deserving of having the love of one's life than you, my love. You were born to love everyone in it. That you not only stomach, but seem to quite adore me, is the biggest proof of this fact. There is something in you that I have never seen before in any human being on the street, on the big or little screen, or even in any book. The capacity you have for love astounds me everyday. And I see your future. And I see your love. And I see your happiness. And I see your babies. My God, I see your happy and healthy babies with their reddish hair and their freckles and their goodness illuminating their skin and all the space in the universe around them. Darling...the love God has in store for you is something the rest of us will only dream about. We were not made for what you are made for. The light of love...and I do mean this--the LIGHT OF LOVE--is in everything you do. When your love finds you or you find him, the explosion will be magnificent. (And I don't mean the one your filthy mind has just evoked.) I mean I know that you will have the love that love was invented for. You will have the love that love is meant to be. I am unafraid where you are concerned. Waiting, I know, is hell. But the payoff in store for you is something I cannot even conceive.

Your love is coming. He will be magnificent. And you will be ready for him...I hope you've been practicing that running tackle because use of it is imminent.

I will dance as I have never danced before at your wedding because the love I know people can have for one another I will know you will have just vowed to give forever. And I will know it is the truth. No one loves like I have seen you love.

Prepare, thyself, vixen. He is a-coming. He will make your love come down. He will rock your world. He will tell you fat-bottomed girls make his world go 'round. He will eat your carrot cake. He will listen to your mixed CDs. He will adore your screenplays. He will hold your purse and give advice as you shop. He will watch Homicide with you. He will go to dance classes with you. He shall know your hair is red. He shall know that certain medicines don't have any effect on you because you are a different, special kind of human being because you have red hair, so he won't buy those to heal you as he makes midnight runs to the drugstore. He will bring you flowers. He shall recognize your brilliance. He will kiss you until you become impregnated. And most importantly, he will watch the news for both of you and update you on what is happeneing in the world in which you live every night as you make dinner together so you don't have to bother with that stuff yourself.

He is a-comin'! Lord have mercy...he IS a-comin'!

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